if u make up a nickname for me im probably in love with u no joke
(via weasleyhead7)
(via halfofmyheart31)
saying something horrible that hurts someone and saying “it’s my opinion” is like hitting someone with your car and saying “it’s my vehicle”
you can’t do whatever you want with it
(via ikkinnorwoks)
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
(via ikkinnorwoks)
(Source: sadscreencaps, via halfofmyheart31)
i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken
(via tacoandclove)
“i’m 1/4 french, 1/8 danish, 2/3 italian, round to the nearest 10th german, the square root of -1 canadian, y = 0.005x² + 0.45x + 6.5 australian and 1/2 american” — white girls (via lcet)
(via welcometotheocbitchh)
OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
(via legit-humor)
(Source: mystandards, via hamsterscanfly)