March 2012
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
Have a Happy Period. Always.
yetasightofindustrialness:
mileyandjelena:
Have A Happy Period.
Happy Period.
You try being happy when this is happening:
^That ain’t a joke. That shits forreal.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When you see something on TV that you own at home....
More LOLs Here
What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
salutemebitches:
FOREVER UNEMPLOYED.
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
February 2012
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama (via bronx-beat)
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
wowfunnyblog:
omg wot
barbieklaus:
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
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