January 2012
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
stupidhead:
they replaced me in the yearbook with a picture of a horse
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Sometimes when I'm on Tumblr and there's so much...
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
leinylovessyou:
THIS ONE, THAT ONE, THAT OVER THERE…
and other times my dashboard is dead and i just sit there like;
Watchkumilovesbananas:
happehpills:
sachimo:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
durianseeds:
sachimo:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
gudfkjbadhsjkdfs
does she know its a video
OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS STILL EXIST
What was me during my photoshoots.
i’m crying now tumblr… CRYING!!
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
Watch
Gonna be chilling with Aidan tonight...this is...
When school starts again.
Fucked up sleeping schedule.
Ugly handwriting forever.
Waking up so freaking early.
Forgot there’s homework/projects due.
Seeing the bitches you hate.
Stupid teachers who gives you too much work.
Homework all day, everyday.
Same shit, different day.
But I’ll make the most out of it ;)
Watchmycurrybringsalltheboystotheyard:
that-sexy-beast-is-bob-bryar:
obliviate-donnanoble:
fateanddreams:
kissthelips-betweenmyhips:
dopamines:
IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
omfg
LOL oh man. So wrong, so terribly wrong for me to find this funny…
is it weird that I do the same thing with my brothers iphone
omfg
omg this is the bestest thing.
once I do this...
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to...
Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
just-the-way-you-arent:
every single one of them <3
I was tagged so here goes
1. I am 16, birthday is December 7
2. I have type 1 diabetes
3. I am extremely shy…until you get to know me, then I’m just obnoxious
4. I am a huge pushover; I can never say no
5. I honestly care about people and their problems, I have dropped everything I was doing on more than one occasion to help a friend (I’d rather help someone else than help myself)
6. I try to...