February 2012
You are crying and the person who actually made...
totally-relatable:
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lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
When I see my picture in the yearbook.
laughingstation:
gosh i’m so lost i’d sure love to know what street i’m on
excellent thank you very much
wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
When people tattoo the name of their boyfriend or...
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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
That awkward moment when you're in a store and you...
When am I going to blossom into a hot person?
littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
why am i sitting here like a loser?
Oh wait that’s right. I am one
