life; it really is a beautiful thing

aradiaquest:

if u make up a nickname for me im probably in love with u no joke

kush2loud:

saying something horrible that hurts someone and saying “it’s my opinion” is like hitting someone with your car and saying “it’s my vehicle”

you can’t do whatever you want with it

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

kitkaloid:

i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken

kitkaloid:

i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken

i’m 1/4 french, 1/8 danish, 2/3 italian, round to the nearest 10th german, the square root of -1 canadian, y = 0.005x² + 0.45x + 6.5 australian and 1/2 american
white girls (via lcet)

gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

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lulz-time:

gqgqqt:

memoryblocks:

purdaldoo:

pussypoppintoradiodisney:

thatfilthyanimal:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

i honestly thought it was going to be mmm whatcha say but it was so much better

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